Can the real ben please stand up
so, are you the real ben?

Yes, just sexier and meaner.

A libertarian opened his mouth today. 

And I didn’t kill him.

I’m making progress. 

Be sexy for the rest of us then.

Sometimes, its just hard being the poster boy for tumblr lefties.

Being good looking is so 2003 anyway. 

I’m JUST too sexy for the tumblr left.

Roses are blue,

Violets are unicorns,

This doesn’t make sense.

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